Danger is my middle name

Dashing daredevil defiantly defeats dastardly devils daring to distress damsels, deftly dealing death, destruction and dismay; defilers dreadfully denoted... dare-I-say-it?.... Danger!

mvtk42:

ironychan:

What, exactly, are all the skeletons fighting about?

Did somebody assassinate Archduke Femurdinand?

When I read this I put my phone down, walked out of the room, then sat at my kitchen table reevaluating the life choices I’ve made that led me to this moment.

(via halloweeniehut-jr)

suzannecantdraw:

So happy to have these two amazing people in my life.

Same

suzannecantdraw:

So happy to have these two amazing people in my life.

Same

mitchwagner:

New York Comic Con attendee cosplays as every Johnny Depp character at once.

mitchwagner:

New York Comic Con attendee cosplays as every Johnny Depp character at once.

(via blinkamy)

rnusicality:

fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

(via zombieerotica)